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HENNESSY ARTISTRY strikes again

2010-03-12T06:59:00.000-08:00

The hottest party of the year kicks off again and this time at The Opera Club, Sunway Pyramid on March 19th. HENNESSY ARTISTRY 2010 promises to outdo their last H-Artistry which had homegrown star Caprice, international super-band Boys Like Girls and an insane crowd. Setting the tone for the party at Opera is the Hennessy Mixing Zone which gets a facelift and will feature four new and improved zones – the Hennessy Mix Master, Hennessy Mixing Bar, the Hennessy Digital Light Art Effects, and a Hennessy Live Twitting Zone. Definitely, turning up the heat. (A little part of me shrieked with joy when I found out about the Hennessy Live Twitting Zone. Y’all tweet-addicts, like me, will be able to update your statuses which are then broadcasted live throughout the whole event.)

Every year Hennessy Artistry Artist's Global Art of Mixing takes place GLOBALLY and is without a doubt one of the flyest global musical phenomenon, bringing together musical talents from both East & West. This year, HENNESSY ARTISTRY is bringing an outstanding line-up of musical talents from Malaysia and Japan. Highlighting the first installment of the HENNESSY ARTISRTY of 2010 is DJ Sarasa aka Silverboombox forte’s a crossover selection of Hip Hop, Funk, Disco, Soul, Breakbeats and House music. This turntable-chick break dances while DJ-ing! How sick is that?! :D Am stoked to watch her spin.

Local boys, Bunkface is gonna be there too revving up the night with all their addictive hits, like ‘Silly Lily’ & ‘Through My Window’ (the infamous TM ad song) with all their indie-goodness. Other acts of the night include DVJ G Mix and beat-boxer, Shawn Lee.

Turning up this party up another notch, HENNESSY ARTISTRY this time, is jazzing up their Hennessy VSOP-mix flavours. Apart from the signature Hennessy Apple & Hennessy Ginger, brand new long drinks are gonna make their debut to the event: Hennessy Citrus and Hennessy Berry.

Oh, and I didn’t forget.. FREE FLOW Hennessy all night. AWL NAITE!

HENNESSY ARTISTRY’s hoping for a ballpark figure of 2000 sophisticated clubbers to attend. Armed with what they have in store? Easy WIN.

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Passes to H-Artistry ‘The Global Art of Mixing’ at The Opera, Sunway Pyramid is by-invitation only. To obtain invitations to the March 19 event, logon to www.h-artistry.com.my. Alternatively, to know more about past events or to receive updates on the upcoming party, visit the official Facebook fan page: www.h-artistry.com.my/facebook or follow H-Artistry on Tweeter: www.h-artistry.com.my/twitter. The party is strictly opened to non-Muslim guests aged 21 years and above only. ID verifications will be carried out at the door.

In loving memory

2010-03-03T14:08:00.000-08:00

Today, my iPod got stolen. Am still devastated.
Whenever I think of it now, it feels like a void. I feels like I've lost a friend.
My whole life was on that. It was with me when I was bored, entertained, sleepy, couldn't sleep, needed to tweet, eBay, was in awkward situations, when I did not want to socialize, needed to wake up, needed to be reminded. To think it even got me through break-ups, break offs, & PMS-episodes. And always I'd faithfully place it back to where it belonged everytime after I got home: next to my bed.

The last big thing it did for me was saving my just-done-in-class-composed assignment to this blog so I could print it out the next 10 minutes and my life would be saved.

And the last time I used it: [Last tweet]

That lifesaver.
Forever loved & cherished.
I'll miss you, Precious.

Artsy Fartsy

2010-02-11T13:06:00.000-08:00

A: I feel like your work is entering this meta-political abstract realm.

B: Well I've been thinking alot about post-collonial constructive theory in an auto-aesthetic context.

A: Yeah, I can definitely sense a conceptual paradeigma that informs the anti-narrative classical median on so many levels. ... *fart*

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Yeah, I'm getting old.

Pour Chanel

2010-01-20T04:14:00.000-08:00

Every girl should have some sort of benchmark to commemorate each passing year she creeps older. Somewhat like a trophy in honor of each passing year; I believe I have here to be the fairly-accurate depiction of what every Chanel lusters lifetime-achievement list to be.

Age 13 - Chanel Lipstick
Age 16 - Chanel Shades
Age 18 - Chanel shoes
Age 20 - Chanel quilted hand bag
Age 25 - Chanel tweed jacket
Age 30 - Chanel jewelery/"joaillerie"
Age 35 - Vintaged Chanel
Age 40 & beyond - Haute couture

Yes please. :)

New Year, New drugs, More glitter.

2009-12-30T07:01:00.000-08:00

Things to do in New Year week + ~~semi~~-resolut:

1) Slash-shred old tops.

2) Make more bunny ears.

3) Stud old shoes.

4) Encrust the gadget(s)

5) Make pin-cushions to sell *. :)

6) Get my Instax 7s. ;)

7) Get the grease paintstick/black base.

8) Make fringe bag.
9) Make lace shoes.
10) Generate epic business plan with Lady Boss #2
11) Make a hellotta accessories (circ. around geometrics)

Permanent damage to do in 2010:

12) Piercing of belly, cartilage & tongue (all sexual-stimulants, coincidently.)

13) Ankle-inking @Borneo (of no significant meaning other than for pure bad-assery.)

*Start little shop of studs, metal and sparkles. (Contact Lady Boss #2.)

It's gonna be a continuously updated post.

I'm not a cold monster. I believe fairy tales too.

2009-12-19T09:47:00.000-08:00

Glass shoes. Happily ever afters do exist.

“The Invisible Shoe” is one of the 5 different shoe concepts by the Brazilian footwear designer Andreia Chaves. It has a mirrored surface, creating a deceptively obscured optical effect with every step taken. You can see the 4 other concepts at Yatzer.

Movie quotes that make movies, movies

2009-11-24T11:05:00.000-08:00

Iris:
I've found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said "Journeys end in lovers meeting." What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, but I am more than willing to believe Shakespeare had.

I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I am constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives. It was Shakespeare who also said "love is blind". Now that is something I know to be true.

For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night. And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love. Of that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space!

Yes, you are looking at one such individual. And I have willingly loved that man for over three miserable years! The absolute worst years of my life! The worst Christmas', the worst Birthday's, New Years Eve's brought in by tears and valium. These years that I have been in love have been the darkest days of my life. All because I've been cursed by being in love with a man who does not and will not love me back. Oh god, just the sight of him! Heart pounding! Throat thickening! Absolutely can't swallow! All the usual symptoms.

-From The Holiday.

(Try reading that with Hans Zimmer's score playing in the background. You won't survive it.)

"The life I know before I met you, I knw that. I could do that forever. Now look at me. What do I do with all this?

-From some movie. Can't remember where for the life of me.

Don Vito Corleone:
Now you come to me and you say, 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder -- for money.

Don Vito Corleone:
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

-From The Godfather.

Mad Hatter:
We're all mad here.

-From Alice in Wonderland.

Marcellus Wallace:
You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

-From Pulp Fiction.

Jack Byrnes:
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

-From Meet the Parents.

Maximus:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

-From Gladiator.

Anna:
And one day, not long from now, my looks will go. They will discover I can't act, and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.

-From Notting Hill.

Dorothy:
You had me at 'hello'.

-From Jerry Maguire.

Forrest Gump:
My mama always said, 'Life is (was) like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get'

-From Forrest Gump.

Molly: I love you.
Sam: Ditto.

-From Ghost.

One swan is deceiving us all

2009-11-14T12:29:00.000-08:00

If I could make love to just 2 pairs of shoes, it'd be them.
Just looking at it is shoe porn.

Marketing in easier terms

2009-11-11T05:14:00.000-08:00

Here's another one with the same line of thought:

The buzz Word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

1. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

1. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

1. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

1. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

1. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

1. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.

1. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Junk Mail.

Florence and the Machine - Kiss with a Fist

2009-11-01T09:57:00.000-08:00

An old track, but love it anyway. It's been my theme song for the month. Singer-songwriter Florence Welch manages to intertwine and illustrate violence with love resulting in this fantastical piece of music. Definitely one for the roadtrips.

Sounds like: The Gossip, The Kills

The kind of things you find on Tumblr

2009-10-25T05:01:00.000-07:00

When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.

The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.

Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.

Dolphins kill more people annually than sharks and influenza combined.

Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the “Martha,” and the bottom socket the “Jasmine.”

In the archives at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., there are two identical snowflakes preserved in a freezer.

Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone’s mouth.

If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color. (Your sight will instantly return to normal when you release your nostril.)

Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.

The glossy paper from the backs of stickers can be used to soothe sunburn.

Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power.

If you take the first letter of each word in the Monopoly board game instruction manual, they spell out an X-rated sentence.

The original name for the laptop computer was “Hinged Smart Slab.”

Winnie the Pooh started out as a non-fiction account of mental illness.

The Q in Q-tips stands for “quantum,” as the small bit of cotton on the tip contains more atoms than the entire human body.

Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.

Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.

Human beings and anteaters are the only animals that can snap their fingers.

If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone’s head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain and irreparable damage.

Clouds cannot travel south southwest.

It makes me happy.

Hey.

What would Anna say

2009-10-23T13:56:00.000-07:00

The MET Gala is a great event, rounding up celebs in then name of fashion. This happened a couple of months ago, but after ransacking my hard disk, I did find a few notables (though the lack of Lagerfeld was quite upsetting). And I don't know if this is because of the credit crunch, but this year some of the guests were rather D-list.

But first, any event needs a rating system, no? So why not an Anna system to make it more fashionable? Featuring Anna's most popular phrases through the ages.

Anyway, here is my roundup of what the celebrities wore.

Liv Tyler looks like classic old-Hollywood here, which I do love. So much class, but too safe I feel. Deep sparkly blue seems to fit with her complexion so well. It's beautiful, not necessarily memorable. Notable. Two Anna's.

Gosh Jessica Beil. I believe the dress as-is is gorgeous, bright and loud, but her tan is really.. urgh- against it. She looks dull and lacklustre and very train-wreck-ish. One Anna.

Ashley Olsen is working this dress. Her sleek hair works really well with the simplicity of this dress. She looks absolutely elegant. Love the small-bag, too. Two and a half Anna's.

The usually chic Posh Spice in this Marc Jacobs piece failed to 'wow' me. I like that it's polka-dotted, but it's just looking cheap on her. Too much leg, too much drama going on at the back. I don't know, I just don't like it. Half an Anna.

My love for Diane Kruger multiplied by 5x after I saw this dress. It's a lovely lovely LOVELY mini lace dress. Such a vintage-looking piece. Short but not skanky-looking. Very very chic. Three Anna's.

Kate Bosworth in this stunning Stella McCartney vintage-looking piece. Very old-Hollywood. The hair, the red lips against this laced-back dress. Gorgeous, but not the best. Love how classy this looks. Two and a half Anna's.

Madonna's too old for this. She's starting to look like a joke. And it's sad. Half an Anna.

I really don't like this dress. It seems Blake has a pattern this year, don't it? The plunging, exposing dresses with lots of boob and leg. Give us something different Blake! Half an Anna.

At least we'll know the other Olsen sister did better this round. Mary-Kate channels metallic-laced wicked witch of the west. I don't like the layers, I don't like the colours. It's an odd shape, let's be honest. One Anna.

Gold Lamé is so past season, but I guess someone didn't get the memo. Nonetheless, not a disaster on her. One and a half Anna.

Cannot get over how lovely this cream pastel dress looks on Marion Cotillard. It's so classy, and with that hair, it's totally sweet-girly. Her whole ensemble is perfect and simple. Two and a half Anna.

I love old americana

2009-10-16T11:09:00.000-07:00

TAVIK's Swimwear Summer 2010 is exactly all things classic Americana. We're talking hair bands, acid wash, Aquanet. And all inspired by the greats: Poison, Motley Crue, and Guns N’ Roses.

Everything's bright and electro-charged/faded denim/patriotic. Perfect for vintage concert tees and ripped jeans days.

Credits:
Photographer: Joseph Tran
Models: Monroe (Summer 2010)
Hair and Make up: Lauren Miller
Stylist/Designer: Nicole Hanriot

www.tavikswimwear.com

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Speaking of swimwear, here's the best of the lot.
Featuring my bitches and I.

More to come from our Friday Night Dips.

Hold up, i'm coming

2009-10-08T09:47:00.000-07:00

It's not easy now that I'm bombarded with work. But this time it will be different.

P.S. Love ripped leggings/skinny pants. Both are trashy-glam. LOVE.

And I'm working on Paris FW. Wait for it.
(I love rabbit head-bows.)

Will be back soon, love.

Free Energy - Dream City

2009-10-03T03:06:00.000-07:00

An older track, but decided to share this anyway. The boys from Free Energy managed to get my ears to smile and spread enough sunshine in my face with Dream City. If you're having a barbecue or out on the beach, this one belongs in the mobile hub. Definitely one to lookout for if you're into happy beats. Or if you like Gossip Girl.

Sounds like: Rooney, The Strokes

Can you read the CAPTCHA?

2009-10-02T22:12:00.000-07:00

CAPTCHA is an acronym for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Human Apart”. CAPTCHAs are used to test in computing to ensure that the response is not generated by a computer. (An ant-spam bot solution)

So generally, it's supposed to be simple. Here's how you regular CAPTCHA's look like.

But not all CAPTCHAs are like these. Some CAPTCHAs are just impossible to figure - no matter who you are (a robot or a human), you won’t pass the test. Here’s my gallery of impossible CAPTCHAs:

(So I guess everyone in Russia knows advanced math.)

And one of my personal favourites - Braille.

[Source: http://humourcafe.blogspot.com/...]

(This is the 3D image, you gotta put your face up real close and slowly pull away. For the life of me, I don't see shit.)

[Source: http://hidden-3d.com/...]

(Note that there are dogs in the CAPTCHA too. Letters with cats are: 62Y8)

[Source: http://depressedprogrammer.wordpress.com/...]

(I think it's VNBK.)

(If I see this up on Rapidshare, I'd rather forget the downloading.)

[Source: http://www.neogaf.com/...]

(Can you even see words?)

[Source: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/...]

(Yeah. This one can suck it.)

[Source: http://backreaction.blogspot.com/...]

MILAN

2009-09-26T16:53:00.000-07:00

Am composing Milan updates as we speak.
It's a lot to process, but I'm already seeing favourites.

Wait for it my lovelies.

[EDIT] What's to come. +Paris FW.

I find your approach so adolescent

2009-09-24T05:41:00.000-07:00

It's official my body has completely gone wonky on me. Woke up at 6pm, so very soon it's gonna be nap time. Ramadhan's just over, so no more food-hunting. Bazaars now have reverted back to the same old same old. So, lets have it.

Around the corner is Chic Pop, hosted by underground giant Tongue in Chic.

Happening at Zouk, KL on October 3rd-4th. (That's Saturday and Sunday.)
Starts 11am and ends at 6pm for both dates.
There will be food and there will beer. Yes.
No age restrictions and free admission.

Confirmed attendees at the moment Lah'Lah'Land, Threadszoo, Lapsap, Nurita Harith, Chic Yamada, Kitsch plus Singaporean vendors. I'll say, if TiC's hosting, it'll definately be good. See the facebook event page. [CLICK]

Moving on, we have Lelong Lelong from avid reviewers Biåtch Bible. Following the success of the first Lelong Lelong, like any other blockbuster, they decided to have a sequel.

Happening at Asia Cafe, SS15 on October 10th-11th. (Saturday and Sunday)
Starts 10am and ends at 6pm for both dates.
No food vendors I believe, but it's Asia Cafe. There's food everywhere.

More info available at the Lelong Lelong Facebook event page. [CLICK]

Another bazaar that also decided to capitalize on sequels is Bizarre Bazaar. I hear it's organized by Lah' Lah' Land.

Happening at Mist Club, Bangsar on October 17th. (Saturday)
Starts 11am and ends at 7pm.

Not much info on this one though. Lah' Lah' Land hasn't released a statement yet and I couldn't find a Facebook page. Just keep a lookout. If you think there's more to add to this list, hit me up at [CLICK]

Remember, most of these bazaar's are anti-plastic bag-ed, so unless you want to end up hauling your goods, bring your own shopping bag. Don't you just feel people are getting cheaper and cheaper these days?

Lets go down the rabbit hole

2009-09-23T10:51:00.000-07:00

So there I was, cleaning out the hard drive, sorting out which folders were to be merged, cleaning out duplicates, etc. Was thrilled when I found this dusty old photoshoot for Vogue. I'm thinking the spread is about 7 years old, and it still blows me away. Model seen here is Russian beauty Natalia Vodianova and it's one of those photoshoots that have all the big named-designers in it. So we have the usual suspects: Galliano, Ford, Jacobs, Lagerfeld, Gaultier, Ms.Donatella. Then we have the not-always seen ones: Viktor/Rolf, Lacroix, Theyskens (for Rochas) & Ghesquière (for Balenciaga); all gloriously photographed by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz. (It's a shame she had to get tangled up in that Miley Cyrus nonsense.)

Natalia wears a Chanel Haute Couture satin embroidered jacket on the introductory cover with drapped satin skirt.

Natalia seen here in a Helmut Lang dress.

Tom Ford as The White Rabbit. Natalia seen here wrapped in a sky-blue silk-satin Yves Saint Laurent Gauche dress.

Alice walks through the looking glass, while Nicolas Ghesquière, as her black kitty, looks on. On Natalia is an ocean-blue Balenciaga couture dress.

John Galliano as the Queen of Hearts. Natalia sports a hand-painted polka-dotted Dior Haute Couture dress.

Olivier Theyskens as Lewis Carroll. Natalia as Alice Liddel. Now in actual story here, Lewis Caroll (despite having an insanely vivid, illustrious imagination) was a man in his mid-thirties who enjoyed taking photographs of Alice Liddel, who was about 6, and her sisters. He'd especially enjoy it when it was just Alice. Now, in today's terms, that'd would be pedophilia.

Marc Jacobs as the Caterpillar . Natalia wears Jacob's light-lilac minidress. God he looks hot here. My heart totally lurches at the sight of tragic, distressed-looking men. Straight or not.

Karl Lagerfeld in Pig & Pepper. Natalia wears same outfit as on the intro cover. The level of detail in that piece is glorious.

Jean Paul Gaultier as the Cheshire Cat. Natalia wears the blue silk-jersey drapped dress by Gaultier.

Viktor & Rolf as Tweedledum and Tweedledee, sporting identical patterned suits of their design, while Natalia wears their multi-layed silk dress. I love the shape of that dress. It's so structured and geometrical. It never bores me watching these two come up with designs. You should see their store layout.

Stephen Jones as the Mad Hatter and Christian Lacroix as the March Hare. Natalia in a Christian Lacroix Haute Couture dress with painted and sculpted mink dickey over a lace top and frilled lamé skirt.

Donatella as the Gryphon with Rupert Everett as the Mock Turtle. Natalia in Atelier Versace layered silk-tulle and chiffon-organza dress lined in lace.

Annie Leibovitz utilizes Surrealism superbly to recreate the fantasy-world which Alice lived in.
I love fantasy-fashion shoots because of her, and no one pulls it off classier than Annie.

Lets take this bird on the runway

2009-09-22T17:13:00.000-07:00

Bienvenue! As some of you might know, Clowve has existed for about a good 4-5 years now. It never actually had a direction per se, so I'm thinking of channeling it into something completely different now. Clowve is now CLOШ▼≡. You can read the sidebar for more info.

Now, to kick off this premier post, it's red-carpet season again. We're talking Emmy's. It's going to be a bloodbath. Take a look.

Blake Lively, who couldn't decide between her legs or her chest to flaunt decided to go with both of them exposed, sported a skimpy chilli-red dress and together with her is pal, Leighton Meester, sporting a frock with.. swimming aid. I guess they both wanted to look 'grown up' while they were playing dress-up. So Leighton packed on the makeup and wore a toga doned with toilet rolls on each shoulder while Blake pulled a Michelle Branch. Did I mention that Blake has a gigantor, Tomb-Raider of a braid going on at the back?

You girls have plenty to learn from the old timers in the biz. Like THIS.

You may remember Shohreh Aghdashloo from The Lake House? Dressed to the nines in this midnight-blue dress that is perfectly suited for her age. The dress, the makeup, the hair and the jewelry blend together nicely. Although I might be in a bit of a 50-50 dilemma here. There seems to be a disruptance in the balance because a godforsaken green band hanging on to that wrist of hers! What is it doing there?? In other news, the PA at the background seems to be pretty interesting. She's somehow managed to transform her clincher into a utility belt! Notice how she has the walkie clinging onto it.

Now when I saw Kate Walsh in this dress, it did not look as flattering as it did in this photo. But I'll say it, it does look pretty fantastic as long as you don't see it sideways/in motion. THIS, is what I saw:

So, I'm thinking, the dress has too much going on over there. It's overdrapped and completely overwhelming when she walks. It looks unfinished. It looks sloopy and it looks messy. Is it just me or does that dress seem to illustrate her divorce impecably? Especially after all that drama, figures you'd try to look hotter than ever and all just to stick it to the ex? But this dress in grey/light lilac? Honey.. I don't think you understand the context of 'sticking it to the ex'.

Now of all the sea of red, asymmetrical dresses of last Sunday, this has to be the one that stands out the most. Risks paid off indeed January Jones. Paid off indeed. Its daring, bold and geometrical. Very hard stuff compared to the unpleated chiffon/satins we've been seeing around this time.

Before I hit the sack, I've saved this one to be the last image before I hit that 'Publish Post' button and get some shut eyes. Quite frankly after that incident at the Oscars YEARS ago, I never thought anyone would have enough guts to actually pull off another Bjork, ever. Tragically we were proven wrong.

Daytime star, Victoria Rowell thought it'd be just a ball to wear the President's face on her dress. Well, there you go. Your 5 seconds of fame. You'll never be as impressionable as BJORK! NEVER!